On whether the massacre of Native Americans is comparable to the World War II Holocaust:
“Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos – what’s to complain about?”
On feminism:
“Feminism was established so that unattractive ugly broads could have easy access to the mainstream.”
On Hu Jintao, the former president of China, speaking without a translator:
“Hu Jintao was just going Ching cha. Ching chang cho chow. Cha chow. Ching cho. Chi ba la la.”
On Sandra Fluke, who as a Georgetown University law student in 2012 testified in support of the Obama administration’s birth control policies:
“What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? Makes her a prostitute.”
On the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People:
“The N.A.A.C.P. Should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”
On sexual consent:
“If the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police.”
On the idea of white guilt:
“If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it’s Caucasians.”